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Look, there are already enough Instagrammed pictures of sad girls holding balloons on the internet. There are already enough bullshit sub-Hallmark quotes about believing in your potential on the internet. There are already enough sunrises and rainbows and fucking moonbeams and poxy fucking screengrabs from the ending of fucking Titanic on the internet. There are already enough impractical recipes for dreadful fucking brownies on the internet. There are already enough cats on the internet. There are too many cats on the internet. When I see a cat in real life now, I want to throw it down a well. You know whose fault that is? It’s your fucking fault, you cat-liking internet dickheads.
A friend of mine is doing production on this year’s Folsom Street Fair poster. He’s doing a photo shoot at The Armory this Wednesday, June 9th, from 1pm to 6pm. If you’d like to participate, let me know.
He says:
I may need some extras for a photo shoot I am directing for the organizers of the Folsom St Fair. (no it’s not what you think :)
The theme of the shoot is “Party in the bathroom” and will be used for promotional material and seen all over the world.
Already I have a cosmonaut, kinky Pippy Longstocking, Sister of Perpetual Indulgence, roller derby queen, etc…
This is volunteer only i.e. you will not be paid and you will not have rights to your photo. Also, you may not be used in the final.
If interested please email me off list and let me know what you think you may wear. Sorry but as cool as it sounds I can’t have 15 drag queens.
I Must!
I have a stalker like this wimmin… I shit you not. I pretend I don’t know. I’ve become really good at changing subjects. There’s nothing I can do about it - we have a professional relationship. It’s embarrassing… for her.
(via beautifulbale, cuntlery)
Thanks to “The Price Is Right,” I now know that they make home “jerky makers.”
(via inothernews)
We shoot ‘em, slice ‘em and hang ‘em up in the garage. THAT’s home-made jerky.
Only we call it biltong.
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